At 3 random places around the city today, I've heard 3 different people whistling/humming "If I only had a brain".
How am I supposed to interpret that?
Friday, November 06, 2009
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Mind Games
Whenever I run across the movie "Forbidden Planet" in the DirecTV guide (which has been quite often lately), the opening song of The Rocky Horror Picture Show gets stuck in my head.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Wondering Why
It's 63 degrees outside.
My windows are open and I'm loving the weather, sitting on my back porch with a glass of wine.
The neighbor's air conditioner just kicked on.
What the hell temperature is it in their house?
My windows are open and I'm loving the weather, sitting on my back porch with a glass of wine.
The neighbor's air conditioner just kicked on.
What the hell temperature is it in their house?
Friday, September 04, 2009
No-Longer-Suppressed Rant*
Really, people? You're upset because the president wants to give your kids an inspirational message? A message to stay in school, work hard, study, be involved, and give a damn about the world? You're afraid to let your kids hear that?
I almost wish I had kids. So that I could point to the president and say "see him? See this man? See what he's made of himself? TRY HARDER".
Obviously, the unraveling of society as we know it will happen in 30.6 seconds after kids hear a person of authority telling them to set their sights high. To make the world a better place. BECAUSE WE LIKE THE WORLD THE WAY IT IS, DAMMIT, AND YOU DAMN KIDS SHOULDN'T DREAM.
And like the kids are going to pay attention anyway. They're counting down the minutes til they can go to recess and play whatever "throw the ball at the unpopular kid" is all the rage these days.
Indoctrination? Cult of Personality?
I need more wine.
*This rant comes to you courtesy of some things I've seen on Facebook, and the fact that I don't want to pick fights with strangers on a mutual friends wall. But let me assure you: THEY'RE WRONG.
I almost wish I had kids. So that I could point to the president and say "see him? See this man? See what he's made of himself? TRY HARDER".
Obviously, the unraveling of society as we know it will happen in 30.6 seconds after kids hear a person of authority telling them to set their sights high. To make the world a better place. BECAUSE WE LIKE THE WORLD THE WAY IT IS, DAMMIT, AND YOU DAMN KIDS SHOULDN'T DREAM.
And like the kids are going to pay attention anyway. They're counting down the minutes til they can go to recess and play whatever "throw the ball at the unpopular kid" is all the rage these days.
Indoctrination? Cult of Personality?
I need more wine.
*This rant comes to you courtesy of some things I've seen on Facebook, and the fact that I don't want to pick fights with strangers on a mutual friends wall. But let me assure you: THEY'RE WRONG.
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
77
The Blessed Year I was born.
The High temperature today.
Either one of these could be the reason that I love the number 77.
That is all.
The High temperature today.
Either one of these could be the reason that I love the number 77.
That is all.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Taking "There Were Never Such Devoted Sisters" To A Whole New Level
I seem to have a psychic connection with one of my older sisters. It's kinda freaky sometimes, but - luckily - I happen to like her an awful lot, so occasionally sharing a brain isn't a strain. The examples of this are almost endless, but take tonight for instance.
I've been puttering in my kitchen for about 45 minutes, making Chicken Tikka Masala. I made it for the first time when I was at her place last week, and I wanted to work on the recipe so I can post it online.
Then, about 10 minutes ago, I check Facebook and see my sister has put up:
Have I mentioned we're over 400 miles apart? That I never mentioned what I was going to cook?
So, I cook and she craves. Now I have to experiment with this. Maybe tomorrow I'll make a big pot of red sauce and some homemade garlic herb bread. If that doesn't get her attention, nothing will.
I've been puttering in my kitchen for about 45 minutes, making Chicken Tikka Masala. I made it for the first time when I was at her place last week, and I wanted to work on the recipe so I can post it online.
Then, about 10 minutes ago, I check Facebook and see my sister has put up:
I really wish there were someone here to cook me Chicken Tikka Masala.
Have I mentioned we're over 400 miles apart? That I never mentioned what I was going to cook?
So, I cook and she craves. Now I have to experiment with this. Maybe tomorrow I'll make a big pot of red sauce and some homemade garlic herb bread. If that doesn't get her attention, nothing will.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
The Post That Has Been Demanded By Many*
*Where "Many" = "More Than One"
So, awhile ago, I commenced on "Operation Make The Professor's Head Explode With Fervent Re-Decorating", as a result of an overload of HGTV Watching. While The Professor's head is still very much intact, I'm claiming victory because dear Flying Spaghetti Monster am I in love with my living/dining room now. Since only a select few - The Chosen, if you will - have had the glory of seeing my* creation, we'll take a little tour of my new living space.
*it wasn't really all mine, I needed The Bestest Friend's help and reassurance every step of the way, because I was convinced I was going to create a room that no one but me wanted to step foot in. She assures me that she still enjoys putting a step in. Maybe even two.
I wish I had before shots, but I don't. I completely re-arranged the furniture and painted the walls. The Professor ripped up the carpet, and we had laminate put down. Then I - with the BFFs help - commenced the decorating. I found some amazing deals, and...well, let's just look at pictures, hmm? Let's go ahead and acknowledge that I need to learn to compensate for all the sunshine coming through the windows.
Looking at the front door: I love those blue curtains. They make my heart sing every time I see them.
Side view of that corner, just because I love the way that little print looks over there.
In case you couldn't guess, that's the fireplace.
And just because I love it so much, that's the painting above the fireplace, with a close up of the ceiling fan pull just for kicks.
The long wall that has the TV station. It looks amazingly blank here, but much better in real life. You'll just have to trust me. (For Those of you who are The Chosen: That's the wall the couch was on before.)
Looking from the front door towards the dining room & kitchen. Funny side story: When The Professor saw the blue pillow he asked why I chose to decorate our living room like a bordello. He actually used the word "bordello". I think he is the first person to do that this century.
That's across from the dining room table, our little "office area", where no office-type work is ever done. Only many, many games of Mah-Jong.
And finally, looking from the kitchen through both rooms. I'm not technically sure if you can even call it two rooms, but I do, so you will too.
I'm wondering if I should finish the kitchen. I painted one wall blue a year and a half ago, and now I Want to paint the rest of it a lighter shade. But...that would require crawling all over the cabinets, which would be drastically against my lazy lifestyle. I may have to over-indulge on HGTV again to find the motivation.
Maybe in 3 or 4 years, I'll get around to that.
So, awhile ago, I commenced on "Operation Make The Professor's Head Explode With Fervent Re-Decorating", as a result of an overload of HGTV Watching. While The Professor's head is still very much intact, I'm claiming victory because dear Flying Spaghetti Monster am I in love with my living/dining room now. Since only a select few - The Chosen, if you will - have had the glory of seeing my* creation, we'll take a little tour of my new living space.
*it wasn't really all mine, I needed The Bestest Friend's help and reassurance every step of the way, because I was convinced I was going to create a room that no one but me wanted to step foot in. She assures me that she still enjoys putting a step in. Maybe even two.
I wish I had before shots, but I don't. I completely re-arranged the furniture and painted the walls. The Professor ripped up the carpet, and we had laminate put down. Then I - with the BFFs help - commenced the decorating. I found some amazing deals, and...well, let's just look at pictures, hmm? Let's go ahead and acknowledge that I need to learn to compensate for all the sunshine coming through the windows.
Looking at the front door: I love those blue curtains. They make my heart sing every time I see them.
Side view of that corner, just because I love the way that little print looks over there.
In case you couldn't guess, that's the fireplace.
And just because I love it so much, that's the painting above the fireplace, with a close up of the ceiling fan pull just for kicks.
The long wall that has the TV station. It looks amazingly blank here, but much better in real life. You'll just have to trust me. (For Those of you who are The Chosen: That's the wall the couch was on before.)
Looking from the front door towards the dining room & kitchen. Funny side story: When The Professor saw the blue pillow he asked why I chose to decorate our living room like a bordello. He actually used the word "bordello". I think he is the first person to do that this century.
That's across from the dining room table, our little "office area", where no office-type work is ever done. Only many, many games of Mah-Jong.
And finally, looking from the kitchen through both rooms. I'm not technically sure if you can even call it two rooms, but I do, so you will too.
I'm wondering if I should finish the kitchen. I painted one wall blue a year and a half ago, and now I Want to paint the rest of it a lighter shade. But...that would require crawling all over the cabinets, which would be drastically against my lazy lifestyle. I may have to over-indulge on HGTV again to find the motivation.
Maybe in 3 or 4 years, I'll get around to that.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Medical Update, which may be a bit of Too Much Information
1) In the midst of last weekend's Family Festivities, my sister noticed the mole on the back of my shoulder and commented on the shape and color of it. The Professor, never one to take a Medical Emergency lightly, promptly made an appointment with the dermatologist. Assuming that if *I* have a problem, then he should get to be checked out as well: he made back-to-back appointments and he promptly scheduled an hour of dermatological examinations. Isn't it sweet that we do these things together?
2) I spent some time in the squash patch a couple of days ago, weeding and seeing to the General Order of Things. Somewhere in The Proceedings, a Biting Bug made its way down my backside. When it started biting, I started hopping. I'm sure the neighbors got a pleasant view of me with my hand down my pants, frantically swiping at The Nuisance. The result: My behind looks like I sat on a patch of stinging nettles. Thank god for cortisone cream, because sitting is now very...itchy.
2) I spent some time in the squash patch a couple of days ago, weeding and seeing to the General Order of Things. Somewhere in The Proceedings, a Biting Bug made its way down my backside. When it started biting, I started hopping. I'm sure the neighbors got a pleasant view of me with my hand down my pants, frantically swiping at The Nuisance. The result: My behind looks like I sat on a patch of stinging nettles. Thank god for cortisone cream, because sitting is now very...itchy.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Get to Know Me
Because I don't spill enough about myself already? As my big sister leads, so I follow...
1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:10 AM
2. How do you like your steak? On the rare side of medium rare – just done enough that it’s warm all the way through.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
4. What is your favorite TV show? That would imply I watch TV on a regular basis. I’ll go with anything on HGTV.
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Amsterdam
6. What did you have for breakfast? Banana and a piece of Canadian bacon
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italian. Or maybe Mexican. No, wait! Indian…or Italian?
8. What foods do you dislike? More than I can count. Short list of things I absolutely hate: Beans of any variety, sauerkraut, mayonnaise, condiments in general, anything ranch-flavored, corn…
9. Favorite Place to Eat? My mama’s kitchen. Or my sister’s. Or mine, if I did a good job that day.
10. Favorite dressing? Dressing is gross. Enjoy the flavor of the vegetables, people!
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? 2001 Camry.
12. What are your favorite clothes? My denim skirt and one of several tank tops.
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Australia. Or Russia. No, Costa Rica. How about “anywhere I haven’t ever been, and most of the places I have”.
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? ½ full, unless I’m angry. Then I throw it at you and it’s 100% empty.
15. Where would you want to retire? Wherever The Professor does, which will probably be near a beach.
16. Favorite time of day? When I get home from work.
17. Where were you born? Louisville, KY
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Baseball, if I have to.
19. Who do you think will not tag you back? Tara
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? Stacey
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? My mom’s
22. Bird watcher? If they fly in front of me.
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night. But – scarily enough – I enjoy getting up early now…
24. Do you have any pets? 1 cat
25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share? My living room redecorating project is finished - and so, I hope, is spending money for awhile.
26. What did you want to be when you were little? Teacher
27. What is your best childhood memory? Holding my new baby brother in the hospital for the first time
28. Are you a cat or dog person? Cats.
29. Are you married? Yes.
30. Always wear your seat belt? Yes.
31. Been in a car accident? Yes.
32. Any pet peeves? Don’t get me started.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? Cheese, pepperoni, cheese, mushrooms, cheese
34. Favorite Flower? Lilies, Orchids, Tulips…
35. Favorite ice cream? Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked
36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell…isn’t it everyone’s?
37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test? None
38. From whom did you get your last email? My boss.
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Amazon…but only if someone else pays off the balance.
40. Do anything spontaneous lately? Not that I’ll write about where my mother might read it.
41. Like your job? Ask me again in 2 weeks.
42. Broccoli? Never.
43. What was your favorite vacation? I love them all. I’m getting the feeling that I don’t do well with picking favorites.
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? The Professor and The Bestest Friend
45. What are you listening to right now? My Broadway playlist.
46. What is your favorite color? Blue.
47. How many tattoos do you have? None.
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? I didn't count, I just started typing names.
49. What time did you finish this quiz? 6:30
50. Coffee Drinker? Not anymore, and thanks for reminding me.
1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:10 AM
2. How do you like your steak? On the rare side of medium rare – just done enough that it’s warm all the way through.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
4. What is your favorite TV show? That would imply I watch TV on a regular basis. I’ll go with anything on HGTV.
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Amsterdam
6. What did you have for breakfast? Banana and a piece of Canadian bacon
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italian. Or maybe Mexican. No, wait! Indian…or Italian?
8. What foods do you dislike? More than I can count. Short list of things I absolutely hate: Beans of any variety, sauerkraut, mayonnaise, condiments in general, anything ranch-flavored, corn…
9. Favorite Place to Eat? My mama’s kitchen. Or my sister’s. Or mine, if I did a good job that day.
10. Favorite dressing? Dressing is gross. Enjoy the flavor of the vegetables, people!
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? 2001 Camry.
12. What are your favorite clothes? My denim skirt and one of several tank tops.
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Australia. Or Russia. No, Costa Rica. How about “anywhere I haven’t ever been, and most of the places I have”.
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? ½ full, unless I’m angry. Then I throw it at you and it’s 100% empty.
15. Where would you want to retire? Wherever The Professor does, which will probably be near a beach.
16. Favorite time of day? When I get home from work.
17. Where were you born? Louisville, KY
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Baseball, if I have to.
19. Who do you think will not tag you back? Tara
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? Stacey
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? My mom’s
22. Bird watcher? If they fly in front of me.
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night. But – scarily enough – I enjoy getting up early now…
24. Do you have any pets? 1 cat
25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share? My living room redecorating project is finished - and so, I hope, is spending money for awhile.
26. What did you want to be when you were little? Teacher
27. What is your best childhood memory? Holding my new baby brother in the hospital for the first time
28. Are you a cat or dog person? Cats.
29. Are you married? Yes.
30. Always wear your seat belt? Yes.
31. Been in a car accident? Yes.
32. Any pet peeves? Don’t get me started.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? Cheese, pepperoni, cheese, mushrooms, cheese
34. Favorite Flower? Lilies, Orchids, Tulips…
35. Favorite ice cream? Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked
36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell…isn’t it everyone’s?
37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test? None
38. From whom did you get your last email? My boss.
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Amazon…but only if someone else pays off the balance.
40. Do anything spontaneous lately? Not that I’ll write about where my mother might read it.
41. Like your job? Ask me again in 2 weeks.
42. Broccoli? Never.
43. What was your favorite vacation? I love them all. I’m getting the feeling that I don’t do well with picking favorites.
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? The Professor and The Bestest Friend
45. What are you listening to right now? My Broadway playlist.
46. What is your favorite color? Blue.
47. How many tattoos do you have? None.
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? I didn't count, I just started typing names.
49. What time did you finish this quiz? 6:30
50. Coffee Drinker? Not anymore, and thanks for reminding me.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Good Sister / Bad Sister
Good Sister: My older sister, known to many as Ember Case. She got her second eBook - GO HERE NOW! - published last month, and I'm here to tell you it's melt-your-knickers-off hot. And steamy.
Now, normally I don't do hot and steamy in the middle of an Alabama July. But this time, it's more than worth it.
If you haven't gone and bought it yet...well, hie thee off and set aside an hour or so to get your knickers melted off. I read it pre-polishing and can only imagine the level to which my knickers are about to be melted.
Bad Sister: ME.
See, the book was published the day after I got back from vacation, and I downloaded it but didn't actually OPEN the thing until tonight. And there, on page five are the dedications. And who's in the first line?
ME! She put me first! Me, who didn't even open it til tonight. Me, who may have just forfeited the privilege of reading any more of her works of genius until I pay for them.
I may have to buy her love back with chocolate and wine, but it will be totally worth it.
Now, normally I don't do hot and steamy in the middle of an Alabama July. But this time, it's more than worth it.
If you haven't gone and bought it yet...well, hie thee off and set aside an hour or so to get your knickers melted off. I read it pre-polishing and can only imagine the level to which my knickers are about to be melted.
Bad Sister: ME.
See, the book was published the day after I got back from vacation, and I downloaded it but didn't actually OPEN the thing until tonight. And there, on page five are the dedications. And who's in the first line?
ME! She put me first! Me, who didn't even open it til tonight. Me, who may have just forfeited the privilege of reading any more of her works of genius until I pay for them.
I may have to buy her love back with chocolate and wine, but it will be totally worth it.
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